About Me

So here I am, mid/lateish 30s, career oriented, slight obsession with organization, a love for cooking and hosting, friends that come and go, a "don't come for me unless I send for you" attitude, annnnnd still single.  All building blocks to my dark sense of humor and love of retail therapy, which is what I plan to share.

Welcome to my site.  I hope you love it here and interact with my posts.  Please keep in mind, my posts are not meant to be serious (unless otherwise noted), just real events that have happened in my life that I almost find hard to believe.  Side note, all names are changed except for mine.  

Stay awhile!